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I hope those who have ordered Noidecs T23 have had better luck than me.

3 weeks wait, not a single proper bud in any of my bags of Gorilla glue. Sigh.

Posted: 28-09-2026

By: Ivano  

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Hi, we’re sorry to see this. On behalf of Lyphe Group and Noidecs, could we please ask that you get in touch with Dispensary Green to report this? You can reach out directly through [hello@dispensarygreen.com](mailto:hello@dispensarygreen.com). Thanks.

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Lots of chesty stalks with small buds like that hence why on BM that would be scrap round about £70 a Z.. the MC world is that much of an arse on and expensive, that even my Mrs who is T total hates drugs has said to go back to BM as its just miles better in service timescales and quality lol

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Wow, even calling them popcorn nugs would be an exaggeration :(

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You forgot the milk and spoon.

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that is straight up horrendous

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looks like they had seed issues and decided to dissect and sell still

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Hi, mines the same and the same batch number, but I got it from Leva. Should I also report this?

https://preview.redd.it/qrd8140rlq0c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ddb075b7a2ec8a8f3d8d146fabe252e2085835c

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Does it really matter? You’re going to grind it up and vape it. Does the size of the pre ground nugs make any difference?

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That’s poor quality bud in my opinion as it’s more stick, less potent flower. All the smaller buds are less developed and less potent

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Jesus. What the fuck have they done to it?! The T-19 GG4 was one of the best GG4s I’ve ever had in legal and non- legal markets.
It was huge, smelly, sticky buds. Not this shrapnel!

Bring back the good GG4 please!!, the one that was fit for medical patients!!

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Exactly the same as the La kush cake I received. Pea nuggets

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That straight up isn’t acceptable, I’m close to sourcing by other means at this rate. We don’t even have protection from the police , this is another kick in the face

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I've also just received 20g of petit pois, somehow the taste is even worse than the slightly bigger buds last month.

I must say the other strains I've received are great and as mentioned above it all looks the same when you grind it.

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That's real popcoin

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 7 

 

Feels like a piss take :(

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Fkin hell. Thats bad.

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Wtf man that's not even buds like wee popcorn ones

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_"Who ordered the noidecs crumble?"_

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They did you dirty 😲

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That’s embarrassing! That’s pretty much just shake

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Had the same problem with my gg4. Contact dg they will look after you man trust me 🙏🏽

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I’ve got some on it’s way lol. What’s the effects and taste like

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Mines was the exact same last month! Barely used any of it, joke.

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Why do they hate us so much?

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Popcorn bud, but the tiny kernals that didn’t actually POP!

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Dispensary Green ? I got 20 grams of gorilla glue yesterday and it was full of buds. Unlucky dude

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Oh shit, picking up Noidecs Gorilla and Gelato today... hope they aight

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Wow that's terrible, I've seen kief from backyard bush brew that looks better than that, what's worse is an actual human put that in that package and thought "yep, that looks good" what were they thinking? Were they thinking at all?

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A bag of smalls - that's not acceptable.

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nothing wrong with that i’d be well pleased, I don’t know why people chase fat nugs, fat nugs = a fat stem in there , love me some little popcorn nugs like these

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Lumir strawberry Malawi was like that for me when I had it

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🤣

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It was really bad. Made me feel anxious all day. The doctor prescribed me this instead of Green Gelato T23, maybe a small mixup or just as it went out of stock.

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Does it work?

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Sheeesh! That’s bottom end. The lowers, not anywhere close to mids. Medi cannabis in this country is beyond a joke. Good on Lyphe.

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Where is the Quality Control??

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This picture sums up UK medical cannabis perfectly.

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![gif](giphy|YOl02tQfTbzaCNuj3I|downsized)

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Can I ask why people like bigger buds? Do they have different benefits?

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Same issue with Humble Warrior

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I mean at least you don't have to grind it?

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I’ve had tiny buds that have blasted huge nugs,if you’ve smoked some and the quality is also bad then you can complain

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The original Noidecs Gorilla Glue remains the best MC I've been prescribed over the last 3 and a half years as a patient. Big, sticky, stinky buds. This looks so poor in comparison.

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Should've bought Sourdough instead 😆👌🔥

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mince

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What about the effects?

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Never had big buds in any prescription but don’t bother me it all goes through a grinder before vaping

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How much is in that bowl?
Looks like some tiny nugs there.

noidecs is one of the growers I've never had but never seen this across the rest!

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From a complete newbie who is rather confused, what exactly is wrong with this? I thought this is what all cannabis looked like.

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Stroked

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Popcorn nugs aren't any worse.

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lol

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I am assuming that because the buds are small they are underdeveloped and therefore not necessarily at the correct strength. I’d see if I could return it and get a refund. Also, people talk of getting BM but I wouldn’t have the first clue in how to get that.

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Id use it.

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my medicine doesnt look how i want it to look > : ( ( ( ( (

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I'd actually be fuming. I've always got my prescription with at least a few big nugs, few medium and a bit of smalls. Not the whole thing. It'll do the job it's just not as appealing

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